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Granny and her grandchild... ->
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that. The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You got... [ca³y ->]
7 Shots of Vodka! ->
Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says "Just pour them." The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk... [ca³y ->]
A Blonde In Flight School ->
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave... [ca³y ->]
Crossing ->
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road? Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!... [ca³y ->]
Full House! ->
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father. He opens his dad's bedroom door and finds his mom and dad humping away on the bed! "Dad!" says Johnny, "What are you doing!" Johhny's father stops humping for a secon... [ca³y ->]
Leave a Specimen ->
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids. So after trying for a while with no success, he went to see the urologist, pretty discouraged. The urologist said not to get discouraged and that they co... [ca³y ->]
The Difference Is ->
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist? A hematologist pricks your finger.... [ca³y ->]
Ms. Piggy Counts ->
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!... [ca³y ->]
Two drunks ->
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights flashing in the rear view mirror. "What are we going to do?" asks the drunk passenger. "Don't worry, I know what to do. Peel the label off your bottle... [ca³y ->]
Celebrating Blondes ->
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order a round of drinks. One of the blondes raises her glass and shouts excitedly, "51!!" "51!!" The other blondes echo. After they have finished their drinks, another round is ... [ca³y ->]
Noah and the Ark ->
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few good people and two of every living thing on the planet. I a... [ca³y ->]
Redneck Doctor ->
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor? He signs "his" name under "cause of death!"... [ca³y ->]
Proud father ->
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son. After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because he's o... [ca³y ->]
Blind Herbie ->
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day was a very special one. If he prayed extra hard, he'd be able to see when he woke up in the morning. The next morning she came into Herbie's room t... [ca³y ->]
Black minister... ->
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit!!... [ca³y ->]